It stands to reason that there’s a surfeit of awesome in this photo. Hamm’s. Wisconsin flag (pronounced the way I say “bag”). Double Wolf T-shirt. What appears to be a dinosaur, majestically upright on the mantelpiece amid the lesser baubles. “Drunk History” on the laptop. It’s a veritable Where’s Waldo of cool shit. I am posting this because I’m procrastinating instead of beginning the march to East Williamsburg to Drew’s. I am posting this because I was thinking about that pivotal T-shirt and baseball cap motto: I’d rather be fishing! My baseball cap, key chain, and rear-window decal would read I’D RATHER BE DRINKING HAMM’S. Because really, I’d just rather be doing that right now, and that’s going to be my new response to everything. “Yeah, well, I’d rather be drinking Hamm’s, OK, so back off.”
